Bizarre

Paige Hart, 24, and boyfriend William Maddock, 32, popped into a local takeaway in the Midlands, where a bread roll is known commonly known as a 'cob'.

Claire Pisano, also known as 'Dick_Run_Claire' on Instagram, has daily runs almost exclusively shaped like a penis.

Frank Banks, 94, made the grim discovery after he sat down for his evening meal with wife Christine, 69, last Wednesday (23/1).

The elderly victim was mugged in broad daylight as she walked home near the famous Edgbaston cricket ground in Birmingham.

Devoted Shaun Smith insists he isn't obsessed with the ex-Girls Aloud singer despite spending up to three days at a time scouring the internet for rare pictures of her.

The fleecy animal, native to South America, is thought to have escaped from a nearby farm and was initially spotted sauntering down the high street.

Pascale Sellick, 49, has issued an open invitation to anyone wishing to observe the moment she publicly declares her love for her favourite bedtime companion.

Frustrated Cassie Esplin, 25, was just about to use her Buzz Tongue Finger Vibrator when she claims the battery pack flew out with such force it hit the bedroom ceiling.

The sweets shaped like breasts and bottoms have been spotted on shelves for just 50p in the store's 'Novelty' section- which has items aimed at kids

Six yellow parking fines have been placed on the windscreen of the silver Fiat Punto - alongside a 'donation note'.

Beth Golding, 22, bought the pirate film Treasure Planet from Poundland for her son Eli to watch before bedtime on Christmas Eve.

The three-week-old pup, was spotted by a shocked homeowner on Wednesday who claims she had to take a double-look as she glanced out of her garden window.

Body art lover Chris Coates, 43, decided to get "M&S EST.1884" inked on his left forearm to show his love for the retail chain.

Ashley Moran, 27, ordered the £8 mug online from the Debenhams website in time for December 25.

The traditional craze sees parents pose a naughty toy elf in various positions around their home every night to trick kids into thinking Santa is watching.

Former soldier Tim Pender, 57, regularly drinks and dines in the Old Coastguard with his pets Joy, Grace and Jason.

Helen Cox bought son Alfie the £16.99 fancy dress costume on Amazon for his school nativit play and he was delighted it came with a free blow up flock.

James Ellinsworth, 34, has only been selling the 1,000-calorie feast for three days but it has already proved so popular that he sold out of turkey legs.

A limp-looking conifer appeared in the town of Tyldesley in Greater Manchester this week adorned with five baubles and an unremarkable star on the top.

Sabine Rouas, 43, met Aston the bull five years ago when she started helping out at a nearby cow farm.